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Showing posts with label Cricket. Show all posts
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Monday, April 6, 2009

Go...Buy...


This had to happen someday. 
Business Sense versus Cricketing Knowledge having a public go at each other.

The Indian Premier League has had b(r)ought in a huge amount of glamour to the sport.
Well...not that cricket was suffering from any lack of it though..specially in the sub-continent.
Undeniable though that the the first edition of the IPL surely elevated the excitement to
hitherto unknown territory. Much of it was largely because the franchisees did cough up huge sums-- for
the players and infrastructure as well as promotions.
And the Public just loved the show. Even the cricket was of top quality.
However, that was just the tip of the iceberg.

What IPL had most significantly done, was to subtly place terms  like 'franchisee', 'investment', 'returns', 'profits', 'break-even' alongside  the more familiar jargon of 'deep midwickets', 'yorkers' & 'square cuts'.
The IPL had placed business barons, top-of-the rung actors & business conglomerates
right in the driver's seat. One would not fail to notice that previously cricket , business & Bollywood
would interact in a predictable fashion. You could have a cricketer-actress linkup, a cricketer endorsing a product of a business house or batsmen having certain logos on their bats. The point here was that nobody intruded into each others territory(notwithstanding Ajay Jadeja's foray into filmdom :-))

Hence you would not find Sunil Gavaskar's comments remotely connected to Shahrukh Khan's & vice-versa.
Then IPL happened.
Now, when Mr.Sunil Gavaskar slams John Buchanan in his column it is Shahrukh Khan who has to stand up 
to defend the coach of his team. Nothing wrong in that though.( Its Something like your Boss defending you in
public from an outsider-whatever may be your equation at the workplace.)
To be honest, Arbitmind doesn't find anything unnatural in the whole saga of a comment & a '..buy a team..' retort. 
What is striking though is that the IPL has bought people who are masters in their respective  domains & at the same time  completely ignorant about the others' trade... withing striking distance of each other. 
Gone are the days where every Indian captain/coach would face the ire of former captains every time he would lose a match & gulp it down.
Captains/Coaches could not reply back...'Go make a team & lead them if you are so concerned'. Reactions to criticism would be as insipid as a 'Krishi Darshan'..ostensibly because being a smart alec in front of media persons was not something that the Board took very kindly. In the IPL age, team owners do not have such constraints....& hence Arbitmind presumes..one would see a whole lot of such ripostes in the near future. 
After all no investor really likes to be told what to do with his money until & unless the advice is coming from a  Warren Buffet himself. Neither would an all time great cricketer have a very kind view about a movie actor's cricketing acumen.
So get ready for these jibes & jabs...they will continue for some time. 
Neither Business nor Cricket is a pushover in this land & in these times.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Captain..Captain..



(Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction & a figment of Arbitmind's imagination)

Hello there!!!
Welcome to the fifth edition of the the Show-Must-Go-On League.(SMGOL)
We have a huge match here today!!

The "Right Nighters" coached by the legendary Mr.Boka-hon versus the "Conventional Royals" coached by ..umm...no one in particular.
We are bringing it to you live.
The stadium is jam packed. We have a game on here.

Its toss time,Coach Boka is walking up to the gallery. The crowds roar. He is an immensely popular man out here.
It is a novel idea..a stroke of genius..the Toss captain would be selected from the supporters of Right Nighters.
This is in line with his philosophy of having multiple captains & bringing about equality among the masses.
..& as Boka had said earlier,"We need to pick the luckiest man for the toss. The toss is very vital in cricket.
Logically, somebody who draws the lucky number among a crowd of 30,00 is definitely a lucky man...& very rightly he will be our man for the toss on that particular day."

Lets see who gets the honours today. Lots are being drawn out here...& we have our winner..the friendly neighbourhood dada...Poltu-da. 
Poltu-da has drawn the lucky number. He is waving towards the dressing room. The dressing room stands up
& waves back at their leader..for the moment that is. 

I can see the players are jotting down his name in a notepad..
..or in wordpad..may be even be a Scintilla editor. If someone amongst them turns out to be the man-of-the match today, he has to thank Poltu-da for the toss in the post match conference.

The coin is tossed up...Poltu-da calls 'Heads' & it is 'Heads' indeed. The giant screen is showing a close up of Boka.
The man is a genius....his method has ensured that no chances are taken with the toss. Surely Boka has worked out the Binomial & Poisson distributions for this.What an unprecedented genius!!!!

The "Conventional Royals" skipper shakes his head in dejection. 
Its Poltu-da's decision now...he wants to bat or he wants to field.
There you are...Poltu-da has decided to field first. Lets see what he has to say to our man in the middle.
 
(Camera onto the pitch):

Anchor: "So poltu-da , why did you opt to field first? You presume the wicket to assist the seamers in the first half?"

Poltu-da: "Well, first of all I would like to thank my local club, my friends & family. Without their support
I would not have achieved this. Also through this platform I would like to invite everyone to our yearly cultural function..my wife is singing "Aloker ei jhornadhara" this time & my son is taking part in...."

Anchor: "Err..Poltu-da..has decided to field first..the Nighters are coming onto the field. 
The Conventional Royals' batsmen are here already. Back to the commentary box."

Thank you mate. 

The Nighters are on the field. Their field is being set. The off-side captain & the leg-side captain are 
placing their fielders on the respective sides. The wicketkeeper is captaining the slip fielder.
Here comes the first delivery......

Ohh!! Wait..we have crowd trouble here....a huge fracas is going on in the stands. The match is on hold.
Let us go to our man who is in there.

What is the issue ?
Anchor: "Well, apparently here we have a Tarini Jethu..a man who many claim was thrown into the sea by his fellow shipmates , some 10 years ago. However, legend has it that Tarini Jethu managed to come ashore with a fish in his mouth. He was conferred the  "Siddhu, Luckiest Man" award, an award named after the man who coined the phrase, "throw a lucky man into the sea  & he will come out with a fish in his mouth". People out here are protesting that it is grossly unfair that Tarini-jethu was not given the chance to be the captain. He is the original lucky man they say. Back to the commentary box "

Well..there you are..we have more trouble. Supporters of Tarini Jethu are moving towards the pitch. The players have retreated. The latest news is that a " Justice For Tarini Jethu" committee has ben formed & we are having a mid pitch elections for the post of the General Secretary of the committee. The committee plans to do sit-in demonstrations & gherao coach Boka for his alleged acts of favoritism towards Poltu-da.

We are signing off for the day...the match has been postponed. 

This is Arbitmind for SMGOL Telecasters International.
Have a good day !! 


Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Teamwork...& a trick question

The Inter-IT cricket tournament kicked off last week. A mixed bag of results for Arbitmind's team.
However the last couple of matches was a QED in terms of what the B-schools teach you about teamwork. 
Had a couple of brilliant individual performances in the first match ...but we lost out. In the second match everybody played in bits & pieces but a co-ordinated effort saw the team through.
The matches from Arbitmind's perspective:

Match 1 (27th December) : against United Software Associates

Matting wickets always scared Arbitmind. The prospect of the ball skidding through is never a very comforting thought for a batsman. However what constitutes a comforting thought is that our captain Sanjoy has this persistent knack of winning the toss(to the point where some guyz think that he might just be practising the toss discreetly; the guy has not lost a single toss in the last 1 year. Harvey Dent (of Batman fame) would do good to reconsider his belief regarding tossing coins before killing his victims. I bet he would not like to take on Sanjoy with a coin) 
The toss was 'Sanjoy-ed' & our openers walked out. A couple of balls later one of them walked back in-the timber was disturbed-u see. In walked Arbitmind...& it seemed the bowlers had made up their minds that they would bowl short & wide to this bespectacled guy who was taking a leg stump guard & was adjusting his "recently straightened" hair- at the same time.
Barring that one ball which hit him straight under the jaw, Arbitmind had a rocking time out there-clubbing 63 runs out of a total of 90 in the stipulated 12 overs. We had a 'decent' total in place!!!!
From then on it was all downhill. :-( Ashish was the saving grace- took 4 wickets in his 3 overs & rattled the opposition batsmen but rest of the bowlers got clobbered all around the park. United Software Associates got home with a good one over to spare.
All in all two great individual performances but the team ended up on the losing side & that's just the first part of the lesson.

Brief Scores:

Talentica: 90/4 in 12 overs
USA        : 92/6 in 11 overs
  
Match 2 (04th January) : against Extentia

The toss was 'Sanjoy-ed' again(this is becoming some sort of a cliche)
The openers made sure that the sacrosanct tradition of our team- an opener trudging back in the very first over continued & in walked Arbitmind- brimming with confidence. Pundits say that cricket is a strange game- cruel sometimes. Poor little Arbitmind would soon find out why!!! After scratching around for 6 balls Arbitmind walks off without troubling the scorers.( So much so for being the team hero in the last match.)
Bhola(27) , Sheru(12)& Sanjoy(10) saved the blushes & we scraped through to 67 runs, thoroughly insufficient for a 12 over match against any sort of opposition. Unless there was a miracle - (the perfect setting for Arbitmind to exercise his mystical powers & get the game abandoned due to rain...Alas!! Arbitmind's powers have weekends too)
The bowlers took it on themselves. Ashish got going , so did Shashi & Pandharinathan, together they made sure that this meagre total of 67 was defended with gusto. The ground fielding was superb, so was the catching. Choked up the runs & in the end restricted Extentia to 62 runs in 12 overs. 
The first win the tournament & an eye opener.

There is no substitute for teamwork(As long as it is not Team India:-)  QED

Brief Scores:

Talentica: 67/6 in 12 overs
Extentia  : 62/8 in 12 overs

***^^^                                      ^^^^   ****                      ***** ^^^^^                         ^^^^ *****
That brings me to the quote of the week



PS: While walking out to bat against Extentia..one guy actually asked Arbitmind "Which company?". Till date Arbitmind is not sure whether that was an attempted sledge to throw the new batsman off-guard or it was a genuine question. A trick question maybe.......